I like your thinking (we had draught beer at the LRO show and at Langley Farm).
I wouldn't inflict that on anyone. Ask anyone who's met the wife...
MiL usually sits two dogs while we take one with us, plus small child. It seeems that size of child is inversely proportional to the amount of crap they need.
Tim Hobbs
'58 Series 2 '77 101FC Ambulance '95 Discovery V8i