Blimey Nige, get well soon!. Just to make you feel better about that nurse you dont like......Last time i was in A+E with a huge cut on me head, a junior doctor came to look at me. He lifted the blood soaked tea towel wrapped round my head, went white as a white thing and ran off saying "cant stich that too much blood". Cue much laughing from me and much shotuing from mum!!.
Anyway hope things improve soon for you.
Dom