Also sprach snipped-for-privacy@spamcop.net (Andy Hewitt):-
Though oddly, people sometimes buy a second Corsa.
Also sprach snipped-for-privacy@spamcop.net (Andy Hewitt):-
Though oddly, people sometimes buy a second Corsa.
*cough* Write for yourself!
Well I had 5 Mk3 Escorts in succession. Also a horribly rotten Mk4 XR3i I'd bought for spares.
Peter
-- "The humble bic biro draws 13 beards, 9 devil moustaches and 49 penises on newspapers in its lifetime."
I don't think there's a single one of us that couldn't say that, somewhere along the line, they've learned things the hard way, be it on the road or elsewhere in life.
Yeah, erm, anyway, Happy Christmas everyone.
Peter
-- "The humble bic biro draws 13 beards, 9 devil moustaches and 49 penises on newspapers in its lifetime."
Mk III's were OK, it was the '92 Escort that was crap.
: > One learns through experience. : : He was damned lucky to the get chance! I've done similarly dim things : when young - and I'm still here though.
I liked his MOT technique. As well as the grease filled shock absorbers (nipples fitted for the purpose) he had a horrible dodgy chassis[1]. So before each MOT, he'd drive a couple of times round the family small holding. Where they kep the cows and the goats.
Half an hour later ... "OK, let's just get it up on the lift and have a look underneath"
FX: Whirrrrrrrrrr
FX: Slow dripping of stinking green cow and goat s*it from every part of the underside
FX: Retch. Heave
"OK well that looks fine"
Ian
[1} Amongst other things, his mother had once backed the car so hard into a wall that the chassis had shortened (by bending up the bit over the back axle even more) by three inches ... on one side only. Longer spring hangers to put the axle more or less level ... what do you mean, replace the sheared body mounting bolts?Also sprach "Ian Johnston" :-
The MOT chap should have refused to test it - as is his right if it's too dirty.
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