Here's one you might find amusing or say how can he be so bloody stupid.
I drive a diesel car and it usually returns around 50-55MPG. Over the last week or so the MPG dropped alarmingly and was eventually down to
40MPG.I had a read and noted that fuel make seems to get a lot of blame for problems like this so tried three different makes of diesel but none brought back the MPG that I was used to.
A diagnostic checked said nothing was wrong so I sat down and had a long think. What had I done over the last two weeks? The bonnet hadn't even been lifted. Maybe the DPF was blocked? No, the car had far too much oomph for anything like that.
Two weeks ago? The penny dropped! I'd bought a new pair of shoes! Put my old ones on and a run to Bristol and back showed the MPG had shot back up to 57MPG! The new shoes just weren't allowing the same amount of throttle control as my old ones.
As I say bloody stupid really and I wonder what the dealer would have made of it had I taken the car in to complain as the car is under warranty.