Re: LOL!!!!!!!!!

LOL wankers. what's the point in the police if all there gonna do is piss about on the road!

well i guess it's something, are coppers won't even leave there HUGE police station, oh and the police station here closes at 6pm LOL

if there were any then i would have sent them to you unfortunatly, the only person who took pics was the man with the normal camera :( so the pics are a little "filmy" i'll see if i can get the guy who did the pics in the newsletter to send them my way and i'll pass them on to you but they were taken at the henry ford day so you can imagine how long they took :)

My local area had it's first crime in something like 18 years, about three weeks back. Someone shot a cat with a rifle and left it in a field for someone to find..

dojj spluttered almost incoherently...:

This ones much more fun...

Nuff rispek, mean muthafuc*kas! Sir John Stevens is at the Yard (Scotland, not Jamaica) waiting to take your call. Good luck in LA!

i think you werent honest on that questionaire.

In article , snipped-for-privacy@blueyonder.co.uk spouted forth into uk.rec.cars.modifications...

Errm, from the little snippets of dojj's past that have crept out, I reckon it is, even if he is Asian, rather than Jamaican.

no really, come on its ridiculous.... :/

:) it's not you know :) I've led quite an exciting life (and death) so far, and I've got a fair way to go yet

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Mercs and Beamers in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours !"

Then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier,"she replies

Heh!

See you at Ford Fair I hope! :)

you won't miss me mate :) you can hear me coming from about, oooh, 3 miles away :) staying there the night though tonight, can't be arsed to sit in an hours worth of traffic to get in when last year we drove strigth in at opening time :)

Thanks for the laugh, dojj, just what I needed.

Orange peel / orange juice works wonders. Lemons too.

On Wed, 23 Jul 2003 20:47:27 +0100, 'DervMan' chuckled, clipped on a false moustache and posted the following message to alt.pro-wrestling.wwf:

Dervy!

What are you doing in (checks headers) APWWF?

(Yeah yeah, I know I've been MIA and am about a month behind)

/cough/ Dunno, must be lost, can anybody tell me where uk.rec.cars.modifications is, please?

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 04:13:37 +0100, 'DervMan' chuckled, clipped on a false moustache and posted the following message to alt.pro-wrestling.wwf:

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That way.

Just look for Lordy's sarcasm :)