Hey Nicholas...
Why don't you just admit that you live in this Flitwick, UK dump with the junker cars and rusted van parked out front..? Was it "bin day," or is your street always littered with trash..? How old is that crappy duplex worker's cottage..? If you piss out the side window, can you hit the Paki's hovel next door..?
We know that you've never been to the US. Hell, you've probably never met more than one American, and that was probably some poor teenager "doing the UK on ten dollars a day" that you chatted up one summer in a public toilet.
As if you'll ever answer these questions, eh, Nick Johns..?