5th Gear new series NOW

Oct 10, 2005 45 Replies

She'd kick your ass in a race :-)

I turned it on, got instantly bored, and turned it off :)

And she's driven my 911... and I have it on DVD :-D

Yup, it's quite the opposite, a good teacher will make something out of somebody.

I turned it on, thought, "ewww barf lady" and went back to making all of my little gadgets work together with Bluetooth. :-)

I may be getting old, and farty, but do you realise how nerdy that sounds.

They are still flapping around like fish out of water as the whole thing has been worked over....

When did they make TG 2 hours? 5th is now 1 hour. Twice as many annoying breaks with far to long taken up with "what you will miss if you go channel hopping" and "don't miss the competition". Got an ASTON up for grabs in a lottery!

there was a snide remark about the Welsh circuit they use highlighting a cars handling unlike some airfield circuits.

Have you been in a cave for the last 10 years

Suggest you click here for proper evidence of dervinerdiness

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In a lot of cases, yes. But with many people, it's a losing battle.

Only because I'd be too busy throwing up at the sound of her voice.

Richard

I always knew you were a man of questionable taste.

This just confirms it ;-)

She's vile.

My taste is perfectly good. Think Janeane Garofalo in Reality Bites (or indeed, Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion).

I can't think of any other famous people, but I'm sure I could. The problem with hanging around with goths (and therefore, industrial/punk/cyber types) is that there are a hell of a lot of women way better looking than anyone you'll find on TV[1], and they're actually real.

Richard [1] As on TV, the details are all in the decoration, and they're really, really good at it.

Oh, he does get about doesn't he.

Heheh. And it still doesn't change that I would rather eat my own day-old vomit than get intimate with VBH.

I'm sure she's nice and all, but I don't find her attractive one bit.

Bloody hell I certainly do.

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guess the limit it logs is just 15,000 then?

Yeah I know, but somehow, getting Kermit Bluetooth'd up seems so right...

If not a bit ironic - "engine from the 1960s, gadgets from the 21st century" :-)

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