Clean license & many V5s with my name on

Er, doesn't my Pug fit all those criteria ? I have no idea what the turning-circle is. There's *masses* of space with the back-seats folded - hell, they just lift out of the car too (yes, really !), if you want even more space.

what one of these?

seems to be one door short of requirements.2: 0-100km/h 7.9 s, bet there is a 0-60mph somewhere that meets the7.5sec spec - if not an exhaust and chip should sort it.Fails on 3 - no hatch so no way you will get a shower door in it. Wellnot without bending the glass you won't, unless your boot/cabin parcelslot is way bigger than normal. And I doubt a bike will go in anywayround without disassembly.4: Can't find true frontal area, Cd 0.28, Assuming width x heightallowing 150mm ground clearance it's just a tad over 0.6, taking thetyre area into account will make it worse but it gets narrower at topso yes should be about 0.6m^2.Fails on 5 - 11.5m like just about everything else these days exceptthe MX5 (9.5m or have they fecked that up on the new model?).

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I think I could come up with a coping strategy... :)

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Yes - this one

Ah, you want a hatchback then ?

The figures I have, range between 6.5s and 7.5s.

7.9s is conservative enough for me to tell you that it's wrong :) Anyway, 285Nm makes the ingear times rather nice - 0-100km/h is a rather meaningless indicator.

Can't say I've tried either. But the boot is *large*. And as I said, the back seats simply lift out of the car if required.

Ah.

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