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I think I'm getting old

Seriously I do.

  1. I saved a small piece of wood today cause I thought it might be handy to stir paint with. Even though I don't have any cans of paint or intend on buying any in the near future. In fact the only paint I have in the garage you mix with a hardener and fire out a spray gun.

  1. I prefer Sophie Ellis Bextor to Britney Spears

  2. The young totty at work have gone from asking where I'm going for Lunch and can they have a go in the cars to asking how the other half is and when the nippa's due.

  1. I'm looking for another house at the moment and I've just caught myself eyeing up the one with 4 bedrooms and a seperate kitchen/dining room to the one with a concrete floored double garage.

  2. I came back from the pub last night and started watching UK History rather than the Adult Channel

  1. In said pub I considered a pint of Old Spekled Hen instead of a Stella.

Is there some sort of help group I can go to or counselling or something. Or should I just sell something and buy another fast car.

Matt

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**-**
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Yes the missus.

Reply to
Burgerman

hehe i hope i never get like that

Reply to
Vamp

Welcome to the land of cheap insurance, slippers, and pipes :)

Wont be long till your smelling of piss, queueing at the post office ;)

Reply to
Ron

Not seen my missus have you ;-)

Reply to
**-**

Send me a pic??? Optimistically waiting...

Reply to
Burgerman

oh well at least you will have someone to chat to ron... :)

Reply to
Theo

Yer all young whippersnappers - 'cept Burgerman obviously ;-)

Reply to
Bob Sherunckle

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Lol, you are becoming a man my son. Just avoid B&Q and you can't hold it off for longer. It will get you, just not as quickly.

Hmm, that is still debatable.

Can't answer that yet.

This one is dangerous.

Hey you get more, rape, sex, violence, and fantasy on there than the adult channel could ever show.

Just try 5 or 6 or them one night (when not driving), you will never look back. Oh and then you have beer festivals to look forward. several hundred big bellied blokes in a town/village hall, all with a very serious excuse to get very smashed on gallons of mucky brown beer upto

8% in the name of charity and serious research to crown the best beer of the year. Did I mention you get pissed while doing this, and get to look slim compared to everyone else.

Nope, just drink the speckled hen, stay pissed, and don't be convinved to enter a B&Q

Reply to
MeatballTurbo

Thanks! But I FEEL young.... And I am still single (ish!) not married off, and pub EVERY night since I was 17...

Reply to
Burgerman

Sent................

Reply to
**-**

Only time I've ever been into B&Q was to buy 6m of 12mm rubber hose to plumb the chargecooler in

Agree

Agree!!!

Good point.

Hmm I'm 13 and a half stone, I'm bloody skinny compared to 3/4 of the other locals in the pub ;-)

Sounds like a plan ;-)

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**-**

snip

Nah, it's when you refer to a bowl of soup as "a meal in itself" that you start worrying ;-)

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Jamesy

"**-**" wrote

Agree? There is no contest!!

What's wrong with B&Q?

Steven.

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Steven

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