UKRM party, everyone had lots to drink. She fell asleep on the sofa in a mate's conservatory between a couple of mates who'd had too much to drink.
I went to check up on her, but, from her drunken slumber, she launched a rather heavy right hook in my direction. The result of which was that I had broken glasses, a nice cut above one eye and was rather dazed for the next half hour.