I came back from work today - took the train and left the Saab parked by the road.
Someone had gone into the back corner of it and scraped down the whole side at about 2 feet high. The right rear is a big dent, one broken light and a full-length scrape. No details left.
Phoned the police to be told "unless someone's reported it or the driver left their details we can't do anything".
I've only had the car for two days!
It's probably not worth claiming on insurance as it'll be a write-off.