Just in case anyone feels the temptation.
Gave it a good wash, polish and cleaned the interior today.
Despite reputations, the car has never broken down and left either of us stranded anywhere, and the only unscheduled maintenance has been as follows:
Aircon pipe 2 years ago and regas. Lambda probe. Catalytic converter.
Back box is slightly blowing at the moment, but I have a good condition used box in the garage ready to be put on as part of the service and MOT.
That's about all I can think of.
Was thinking of £1050 with 6 months tax at 'mates rates'.....
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