Cobra Jet Still Blowing Smoke

Feb 27, 2005 30 Replies


>> Here's my agenda: For CJ/Rick to tell us how quick and fast (e.t and trap


>>> speed) a small sampling (10-12 different cars -- you pick the

examples) of


>> 1st generation muscle cars ('64-'73) were in the quarter mile, IN
>>> pure-stock factory trim. And please don't dodge it, AGAIN, with "I don't
>>> care what they ran in factory trim." That's my agenda, and your assignment.
>>> Good luck!
>> ...10-12 classics and list their e.t.s and trap speeds in factory stock
>>trim. C'mon dude, it isn't that hard. You *said* you have all the old
>>magazines... go look.
> I've also mentioned that they are packed and stored and weigh about
> a ton and a half. And that the results don't matter to me.

Rick,



We're still wwwaiting. And we're waiting while you're blowing more smoke than a motor with scored cylinder walls, worn rings, bad valve guides, leaky head gaskets, and is running pig rich. When are you going to answer, man? Stop dodging the assignment. I mean how hard can it be for a guy who has all that vast knowledge and experience with these cars that you [claim to] have?


----Rick, don't respond to this section and blow more smoke----- For those of you who recently picked up on this [endless] story, here's a brief recap. He told this newsgroup years ago that I was only posting all the slow magazine times for the old muscle cars and that he would find the fast numbers... the "12-second muscle cars". He said he had all these old magazines and other proof to correct what he quickly labeled as my 'lies and distortions'. In reality, I only started posting the old articles (I spent hours typing it all up.) because I thought they were really neat. Well, what I thought was neat, he thought was sacrilegious. He flew into a rage, then tried to ruin my reputation by creating this conspiracy theory that I was out to destroy the image of the classic muscle cars. I told him fine... whatever, you find the articles/proof that I couldn't find. Well, it has been about



*SEVEN* years now and we're still waiting! You'd think, surely, in SEVEN YEARS he could have found the time to crack open at least a few boxes from his "ton and a half" of magazines and post the 'good numbers', wouldn't you? Sorry, no luck yet guys and girls, as he hasn't posted a thing... ZERO! Absolutely no road tests. And now the time slips from all his racing experience, they're gone... vanished!

In the words of Paul Harvey, "and now you know the rest of the story."


While we're waiting for Rick to post the numbers, let's see if we can catch the episode on Speed Channel with the classic muscle cars going head-to-head... gotta love that Boss 9...



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Patrick '93 Cobra



Y'know, by now everyone knows you're an idiot and a liar. *There's* where your "reputation" shines.

Patrick, Has it occoured to you that you may be the only one who gives a crap? All you will manage to do is keep the group stirred up.

If you're that bored, go fertilize the lawn or something.

Kate

I think this reflects Patrick's point fairly well - just saying a thing doesn't make it so.

dwight

In that case, this entire group should shut down, because almost nobody provides concrete evidence for their advice or opinions. Hell, let's just shut down Usenet, shall we?

Just for the record, on my previous post.

I was not defending CJ, my opinion of him is a whole 'nother thing.

I just hate to see anyone give him the opportunity to show how obnoxious he can be.

CobraJet wrote in news:270220050954139521% snipped-for-privacy@streetracer.sfv:

Uh, let's not. Then I'd have to actually pay for music.

Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC

The point is that I don't take Usenet very seriously, but I love getting under the skin of people that do. Patrick, WF, BJ, and you fail to see this. There are, however, others here who parse my game and don't get caught up in holding real grudges.

Patrick's case is extreme, though. He is fixated on proving an absolutely moot case. Anyone without a time slip is a liar, but he attributes old claims by me without posting the proof. Hmm. Pot, kettle, black as we have so often chanted before. He has manufactured his own Hell for his own private blistering. I think it's groovy.

Hark, I've KF'd by a stranger! Oh what will I do? BTW, killfiles only insult those who give a damn.

Hey, maybe that will work on Patrick! Oh, Patty! Got a KF? Put me in it. No wait. I'll put me in it:

Ah, feels better already.

No, no.. More smoke that a big block with 80k miles.... :-p

Hey I kinna wanna know, but if you really want me to pee on your grass for you....

Yabut, this begs the question "Who the f*ck are you and why do we care?"

If you do, I'll take pictures and post them for everyone to giggle at :)

| > If you're that bored, go fertilize the lawn or something. | >

| > Kate | | Hey I kinna wanna know, but if you really want me to pee on your | grass for you.... | | | | -- | 2.3Sleeper: "Anyone know how to disable the daytime | running lights on a 2001 Crown Vic or on a 2002 GMC?" | | SVTKate: "A ball peen hammer?"

Not really because it sure seems to draw a lot of interest. ;-)

What's weird is that Rick is the only holdout and even he knows I'm right. He just won't admit it. I think it's a pride thing for him. Oh well... maybe next time he'll come around. I'm not holding my breath though.

The old magazine revelation is another kick in the pants. IF he has the amount of magazines he claims to have, it's a damn shame he doesn't share any of the info from them! He says they're all boxed up and stored. Who is he saving it for, that's what I'd like to know? But what a waste... all that info and it'll all just eventually turn to dust inside those boxes. Crazy, crazy...

I tried to keep it in just one thread, but with Rick's sidestepping and his sidekick's (Wound Up) gibberish I had to start over.

I would have, but the weather sucked this weekend so I painted our front room instead. Came out damn good too!

What's your garden plans for this year?

Today I just planted another Camellia and that pretty much completes the yard. Now I can just sit back and watch it all grow. And it has started already. I have Azaleas and honeysuckle flowering. My Dogwoods have their blossoms ready to go, the first time since planting them two years ago (Can't wait!). My new Cherry tree and my two year-old Redbuds should also flower out. The yard is going to look pretty sharp this spring!

Hey, check out this site. It's pretty good.

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Patrick '93 Cobra

Better get a macro lens....

Always. It's flattery, vindication, and validation.

And if WF or Warman EVER replies to me, they discredit themselves forever.

Come on... you know you wanna do it... really, I'm begging... or is that the strike pose?

That's pretty much what I was implying. *wink*

Kat

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| | Better get a macro lens.... | | -- | 2.3Sleeper: "Anyone know how to disable the daytime | running lights on a 2001 Crown Vic or on a 2002 GMC?" | | SVTKate: "A ball peen hammer?"

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