OT humor

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." ....She also votes, drives,raises kids, and pulls jury duty! Oh, and uses a cell phone when she drives!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." .... He . also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury duty!. Oh, and uses a cell phone when he drives!!

So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the admin assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." .... She also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury duty! Oh, and uses a cell phone when she drives!!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. ....My sister also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury duty! Oh, and uses a cell phone when she drives!!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. ....He also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury duty! Oh, and uses a cell phone when he drives!!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. .... My friend also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury duty! Oh, and uses a cell phone when she drives!!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" .... She also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury duty! Oh, and uses a cell phone when she drives!! Spike

"When the time comes to lay down my life for my country, I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it." -JFK Inaugural Address