Government Motors CEO calls Toyota Prius geek mobile

Who cares what that idiot says? Is that the guy who doesn't even know what a "car" is, or did he leave already?

You're missing the BIG news, c:

Krispy Kreme doughnuts for New Year

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Japan (KDDJ) will start selling doughnuts and drinks for the New Year season from Dec 26 - Jan 7. The Dazzlin Box contains many kinds of doughnuts, such as Powder Toffee, Cookie Vanilla, Original Glazed and Snowman. 2,000 yen for a box of 12 doughnuts. And to go with the doughnuts, Krispy Kreme has a new drink called Cookie Vanilla Latte for 370-470 yen.

OMG it is a conspiracy to make Japanese people fat, I'm sure if it!

Econo-cars

Then they'll have to buy big American cars, but they'll buy M-Bs instead...