put an unwashed tuna fish can (some scraps of tuna left in it will
> improve the effect) half filled with antifreeze under the hood where Mr.
> Cat can get to it when you park for the night. Problem solved. No intent
> at humor, and no apology.
You obviously have no qualms about causing tremendous and prolonged pain; that explains your having willingly accepted a job with Amway. Nothing explains your willingness to painfully and pointlessly poison cats, except perhaps that you are a sociopath.
-DS