The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
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#1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
#2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
#3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
#4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.
#5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each other.
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(Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
-LMB The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.