Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, >>> and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a >>>moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so >>> she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says >>> ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to >>>get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the >>> boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 >>mins >>> the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...... She said "The bastard used coins"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!