OT - AAADD (humor for ages... oh... ~50 & up)

Jul 28, 2008 0 Replies

Found in another ng...



This fits my condition, all too well! ;-) It dawned on me several years ago that this must be a little what it's like to have ADD... at least in terms of actions more than in pure thought (being able to start a thought & finish it).



Cathy



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This is the best diagnosis of my condition (and possibly yours) that I have ever read. If it doesn't fit your condition, just wait.



AAADD: KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!



Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!



Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.


This is how it manifests:



I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.



As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.



I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.



I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.



So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.



But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.



I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.



My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.



I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock It over.



The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.



As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye-- they need water.



I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.



I decide I better put them back o n my desk, but first I 'am going to water the flowers.



I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen tab le.



I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but firstI'll water the flowers.



I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.



So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.



Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.


At the end of the day: the car isn't washed the bills aren't paid there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.



I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....



Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.



Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!


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