I just had the first dose of Velvita "cheese" in many years.
I'm not sure where it came from -- my wife does not buy this crap -- but we had some. I passed a chunk over the grater and put it on some chips, and then put the whole mess in the hyper-zapper.
Real cheese melts faster and tastes better. The only thing I can hope for is that it won't develop a plug, like real cheese makes. I have a low confidence in that though. I have a pretty strong constitution, and a forgiving pallate, but I have to say, this crap is not fit for human consumption. My dog had second thoughts tool
I'm glad I got rid of this stuff before CPS found out it was in the house.
I could give a status report in the morning, but somehow I think you probably don't want to know.