This may have been posted already. It's still funny everetime, IMHO. ;-)
Divorce in Heaven?
>There was a couple who was about to get married.
>Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died.
>As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to
>St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get
>married in heaven.
>St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.
>He was gone for several months then finally returned.
>The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here,
>eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things
>don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"
>St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said,
>"Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here,
>do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"