[OT] missing husband -->joke<--

Missing Husband

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

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badgolferman
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*snipped and stolen*

I'll delete the 'bald' part - I happen to be partial to the follicly challenged - very manly, IMO

:-)

Natalie

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Wickeddoll®

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