{OT} selling a car -->joke<--

Feb 22, 2006 44 Replies

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badgolferman 20 years ago

Trouble Selling A Car...

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has

50,000 miles on it!"

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Sharx35 20 years ago

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WickeddollÂ® 20 years ago

What Sharx said

Natalie

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noneyabusiness 20 years ago

Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)

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Truckdude 20 years ago

He's trying (unsuccessfully) to repress something.

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WickeddollÂ® 20 years ago

Since he saw Brokeback Mountain

Natalie

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Gord Beaman 20 years ago

...and I think we all know what it is don't we?.

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Sharx35 20 years ago

Cyber B.J.'s can turn a person.

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Sharx35 20 years ago

F*ck dude knows--whenever he sees a barrel, he starts to squeal.

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Sharx35 20 years ago

Both of you need anal sphincter transplants. You have NO tone left down there.

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Sharx35 20 years ago

That is a one-way orifice.

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Gord Beaman 20 years ago

Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman (there's not that many of us on here) but that's where shark35 is now, in the bitbucket...I'm usually fairly tolerant of people whose sexual preferences are different from mine but I find him too disgusting to tolerate...

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WickeddollÂ® 20 years ago

Do you mean 'intolerance' - I think Sharx is straight...

Natalie

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Sharx35 20 years ago

DAMN straight, babe. And the more I read your posts, the straighter it gets.

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Gord Beaman 20 years ago

"Wickeddoll®" wrote: snip

I'm not sure what you mean Natalie, do you mean to infer that I'm intolerant?...if so, that's a surprise to me, I certainly didn't think that I was...also, what gives you the clue that he's straight?. I'm certainly not an expert in this field but almost every post of his touches on some aspect that seems to suggest some large unusual attraction to the subject.

Mind you, you may know him personally, or have some other pretty strong indications or expertise, but if your contact with him has been roughly equal to mine (posts in this ng) then I think that I'm likely just as qualified to judge him as you are...so there! :)

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WickeddollÂ® 20 years ago

No, I mean Sharx being intolerant of gays...

LOL of course!

Just wasn't sure what you were saying

Natalie

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WickeddollÂ® 20 years ago

*fwap*

Natalie

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Gord Beaman 20 years ago

Oh...ok...Maybe but it seems odd that he'd keep screwing with this subject enough to cause at least one guy to think 'hummm, I wonder why'.

in any case, who knows, he's in there and he'll stay there...

On another subject Natalie, I notice that your news reader is set up to send about 25 blank lines at the end of every one of your posts, you did know about this did you?...cheers.

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