As you know, yesterday was the Winter Solstice.
and yesterday, on the London Underground, an Englishman boarded, sat down and unfolded his London Times. Suddenly, with a look of disgust on his face, he sputtered "Oh blast! Today is the shortest day of the year!"
Sitting next to him was a French tourist, who turned to him and said "Oui, M'sieur, c'est vrai......it's true. But please remember, mon ami, that today is also THE LONGEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR!"
Hope you all had a happy day............and night.