> An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
> science has with God, The Almighty.
> He asks one of his new Muslim students to stand and..... Professor: You
> are a Muslim, aren't you, son? Student : Yes, sir.
> Prof: So you believe in God?
> Student : Absolutely, sir.
> Prof: Is God good?
> Student : Sure.
> Prof: Is God all-powerful?
> Student : Yes.
> Prof: My brother died as a suicide bomber. He took out 12 Infidels, 8 of
> them were Infidel Children. What did he get for his act of selflessness?
> Student: 72 virgins and a mule.
> Prof: But the Infidels say all the virgins are gone!
> Student: Allah Akbar! God can produce as many virgins as he needs to
> kill the Infidel Bastards!
OH BOY! Let's see who the Rat Bastards are going to blow up this time.