Checkmate, ye friendless bug, go rot, thou dribbling three-inch fool, ye issued forth:
I already picked door number one... "catatonic." YOU introduced the > other two.
I know what you're thinking.
You'll attempt to turn anything into an argument, won't you?
I was, too.
Pedantic poop-head!
We all sprang from apes but you didn't spring far enough.