Re: Dear Natalie

Dec 10, 2007 11 Replies


>I wish you would understand one thing. After 45 years of chasing women, I


>>have given up on the female of the species.

I'm sick and tired of women calling me a weirdo because I'm a 50


> year old and until recently had been 'saving myself until marriage'

. After chasing women since September 4, 1962, I


> officially give up. There are no women left for me to chase.
>>
>> So I remain
>> Charles the Curmudgeon.

Just wait a damn minute, Charles! You say you're 50 and you've been chasing women for 45 years?


You started out at age 5 chasing women? Where, at milk bars and kindergarten classes?


Get real, chum.


Well *I* started getting "stiffies" before I was 5.

We're not interested in your reactions to your mom.

LOL, It was the only way he could get blood to his brain.

My four-year-old has discovered his "peeper" gets big when he touches it. He makes a point of kicking us out of the bathroom when he gets a bath.

To the LITTLE head, naturally.

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