"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
> Tantra-Hammock" wrote in
> news: snipped-for-privacy@y4g2000yqy.googlegro ups.com:
>
>
>> I'm getting ready for my Monk Parrot to talk OR give me a signal that
>> she's the chosen one.
>
> I much prefer than name Dorothy Parker gave to her parrot: Onan
>
> ...because he spilled his seed on the ground, you see.
>
> Regards,
Only Dorothy Parker could up up with that one...