So dis guy sez

It's Davey. Ya know, the guy in the coonskin cap?

Hard as it may be to believe, that reminds me of a horribly politically incorrect rhyme I learned while growing up. The Daniel Boone part, I mean. :-) It starts out: Daniel Boone was a man! He was a big...man!

Then things get offensive.

Davey Crockett. Daniel Boone. What's the diff.

:)

Jan

Davey! Where you been?!?

Trubbel is, that bear could smell a fire before it starts to flame.... .... and now look at the state of forest fires in the U.S.! You kilt Smokey. (Or was that Bandit?) You did a damned poor job patchin' up the crack in the Liberty Bell, too. Look at the Crack that's in there now!

I used to wear a Davy Crockett outfit when I was little, but don't tell anyone!

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