Hey Woodchuck! Ok, you are correct, I'm getting a spark from all of the coils, and I'm not too sure about fuel being the problem, b/c I disconnected the air intake and tried to start the car by spraying gasoline into the intake manifold. No luck. I don't have the equipment to check compression, and I would be pretty unlucky if that's the problem (that'd be the head, no?). I don't know have to check the timing either. I'm probably going to have to send it to the dealer.... I'm not happy...
-Mike