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> One of the good things about the English Language is that is a growing
> and developing language. For some of us in England, it may occasionally
> be a cause for regret that it grows in other places as well as here.
> Personally, I welcome the diversity of the language, and it saddens me
> to see such comments as yours.
Try 'get a life' then. Or a sense of humour.