+"My Kids don't love me" ......OT.......

So I'm working on this guys truck today see.........
He walks up....starts a distracting conversation while my thoughts are on providing him high quality service
at a bitch-free price....... I'm rite in the middle of the delicate operation of pounding the shit outta his trucks akerman arm with an extremely overpriced pneumatic air hammer that was most likely made in China and stamped by the tool truck driver with his personal SnapOn logo metal impression stamp....... when..........I think.........I hear him say......... His son bought him a mint condition 1964, 2 door, Chevy Impala, all original.......never been painted......... FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Now.....not having EVER been one to tolerate shit in me ear holes.......I've never used ear plugs in the 30 odd years of using, once reasonably priced, now highly overpriced.... air hammers............................so........there's the slightest of possibilites that what I thunked I heard and what he said were 2 entirely different things.......
so.......... I sit the tool down....(tie rod not off yet)......looked him in the eye....and asked him what his son got him for Christmas.
He repeated his rant...... his eyes were watering......... his lips were dripping................. a cocky little smile on his face...............
He did......he got one......it's all his.......a...... MINT CONDITION 1964 2 DOOR IMPALA !!!! FROM HIS SON !
promised he'd run it by the shop.....let me drool over it.
I got socks fer Christmas......and a pair of new long johns.
~:~ marsh ~takes a toke.............thinks about the new toolbox he bought fer himself for christmas........and no one knows~ ~:~
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Marsh, dont feel bad. My wife gimme a piece of tail and a pair of socks. Both were a couple sizes too big. David takes a toke and thinks about the replacement's he bought himself for new years.
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wrote:

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ROTFMAO
~:~ marsh ~cheers to best post of the month~ ~:~
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:58:14 -0800 (PST), Marsh Monster

Yer ol' lady gonna kick your ass when she finds out, and take it from someone who's been married to the same woman for 30 years...she *will* find out.
You like the old iron? Check this out:
http://www.vincesvintage.net /
I quit the dealerships after 18 years and went to work here. I'm the one in the group pic that looks like he might just ride an old Shovelhead.
I know, "Fuck me!" I get to build shit like your Impala with other people's money and when I get tired of driving them around, we give them back to the customer. Right now we've got a tubbed '56 Bel-Aire with 4 link suspension and a narrowed Ford 9" getting a 600 horse BBC, and we're also tubbing a '72 Nova(also a 4 link setup)that's suppose to be getting a 750 horse exotic BB of some sort(ain't seen the motor yet). I'm gonna have me some fun gettin' them runnin'! -- Old Crow "Yol Bolson!" '82 FLTC-P "Miss Pearl" '95 YJ Rio Grande BS#133, SENS, TOMKAT, MAMBM
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Didn't you used to be in ZZ Top?
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:23:30 -0600, aarcuda69062

Damn, you sound like my wife. Trimmed it short just this past weekend, actually. -- Old Crow "Yol Bolson!" '82 FLTC-P "Miss Pearl" '95 YJ Rio Grande BS#133, SENS, TOMKAT, MAMBM
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It's not like it's a bad thing...
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wrote:

I'd tell the same joke in front of her. Been married 15 yrs. She learned long ago not to listen to anything I say.

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On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:07:38 GMT, "David & Robin Johnson"
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I was referring to Marsh's new toolbox. -- Old Crow "Yol Bolson!" '82 FLTC-P "Miss Pearl" '95 YJ Rio Grande BS#133, SENS, TOMKAT, MAMBM
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Amazing how wimmin won't have a single clue about what a tool or piece of equipment does, but they know right away that it wasn't there before.
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On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:26:06 -0600, aarcuda69062

Boy, ain't *that* the truth!
Mine ain't buyin' for a second the story that the new paint I've got on the shelf for my bike is leftover stuff from past projects at work(which it really *is*). I tried to tell her that we paint about every other car black with blue pearl flames, but she ain't playin' that game. ;-) -- Old Crow "Yol Bolson!" '82 FLTC-P "Miss Pearl" '95 YJ Rio Grande BS#133, SENS, TOMKAT, MAMBM
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Marsh Monster wrote:

You od'ed on hallucinogens again?
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