hey, my lesbian girlfriend really likes cars. the problem is that she
is giving this piece of crap (IMHO) car in the alley more attention
than me. i am jealous. further, it is my fault. i buy and sell cars
from auctions for extra money. artist. this blows. i haven't gotten
any sex in weeks. she says she needs the wiring diagrams. is there a
snowball's chance in hell of finding them online or am i wasting my
time i should be spending grouting my mosaics?