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The way I remember it is "Diamonds, render her speechless." Well why don't

> they just come out and say it, "Diamonds, that'll shut her up..... for a > minute."

The Husband Store A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.?When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of?the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item?from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you?CANNOT go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. She goes to the first floor and the sign reads:   Floor 1: These men have jobs. She is intrigued, but continues on to the second floor. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."  So she continues on to the third floor. The 3rd floor sign reads:?Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. ?"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.?She goes to the

4th floor and the sign reads:?Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework. ?"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:?Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:?Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.?This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.?Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.?The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.?The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.?The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.
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Re: ho..ho..HO Group: alt.autos.toyota Date: Mon, Dec 24, 2007, 9:29pm (EST-3) From: snipped-for-privacy@all4.me (witfal) On 2007-12-24 20:36:50 -0800, "Daniel Who Wants to Know" said: The way I remember it is "Diamonds, render her speechless." Well why don't they just come out and say it, "Diamonds, that'll shut her up..... for a minute." The Husband Store A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.=E2=80=A8When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of=E2=80=A8the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item=E2=80=A8from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you=E2=80=A8CANNOT go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. She goes to the first floor and the sign reads: =C2=A0 Floor 1: These men have jobs. She is intrigued, but continues on to the second floor. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." =C2=A0So she continues on to the third floor. The 3rd floor sign reads:=E2=80=A8Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. =E2=80=A8"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.=E2=80=A8She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:=E2=80=A8Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework. =E2=80=A8"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:=E2=80=A8Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:=E2=80=A8Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.=E2=80=A8This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.=E2=80=A8Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.=E2=80=A8The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.=E2=80=A8The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.=E2=80=A8The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.

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Funny and so true..

Forget waterboarding, if they REALLY want to torture detainees they should tie them down and make them watch 'sex and the city'...

This show has even the skanks thinking rich men will fall at their feet with a diamond in one hand and a set of car keys in another...

Hell0000ooooo ladies...It' a fantasy program that's why it's on TV...

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Charles Pisano

Women across America are losing their minds because Neil Cavuto is giving air time to Mr. Rudov. Censorship is their main weapon.

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