It is not just a case of sedate driving. One should keep going through the gears and changing engine speed. All day 60 mph doesn't do the new engine any good.
I did realise that your reply was humorous but that still didn't stop me agreeing with admin :-)
I may also be on the way to being a COF (and do less that 5000 miles p.a at present) but I still would not like to change cars every six months. I frequently hire cars and, of course, they are often technically within the running-in period (which many car manufacturers claim has actually been eliminated) but I don't care...
Every two years, now that's a different proposition... Got any of those?
DAS
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