I need a new lawnmower fast, because wolves killed and ate my old one last week.
Can I use a Chevy as lawnmower and will it be wolf-proof?
I need a new lawnmower fast, because wolves killed and ate my old one last week.
Can I use a Chevy as lawnmower and will it be wolf-proof?
Yes, but it will attract were-wolves.
Big Chris
Bruno Beam wrote:
Get a Yugo, they're free (some people will pay you to take them), they're small and since they aren't worth anyhing, wolves won't eat them and no one will steal them (they also have just enough power to mow a lawn).
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