Where's the f-----g bong on a 80's Dodge Caravan?

"Dori A Schmetterling" muttered darkly in news:414728cf$0$20252$ snipped-for-privacy@news-text.dial.pipex.com:

The link didn't work because their server is down.

The CIA has installed nanobots into the Internet near Paranoid Helicopter Rental's Web site in order to jam the connection and conceal the truth from the public.

Must be a bunch of pinko commies!! 8^)

Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my adddress with the letter 'x')

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| >> Doooood! You're so funny! | >>

| >> You exploited a stereotype to make a joke. How original. | >>

| >That is the way most jokes work. | >

| | As with many jokes that exploit stereotypes not based in fact, this one | reveals bigotry in the teller. | | He probably is truly ignorant of this and it shouldn't necessarily be | interpreted as hatred. | -- | There's no way to delay that trouble comin' everyday

Oh brother!

Here is a top post for you, David..

Or is it?

Oh dear, I had complete humour failure caused by a recent lobotomy...

Trouble is, there are so many nutty websites run by people whose grasp on reality may be somewhat tenuous that I'll believe that any website may exist.

DAS

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 12:46:17 +0100, "Dori A Schmetterling" was understood to have stated the following:

Understandable. If you want to see some more nutty web sites, follow those Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend posts links to.

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:07:01 -0400, "Daniel J. Stern"

In this case, yes.

-- There's no way to delay that trouble comin' everyday

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 19:52:45 -0400, "James C. Reeves"

Yeah, and you've seen the Cheech and Chong movies that prove the stereotype, eh?

-- There's no way to delay that trouble comin' everyday