OK, what are they - classics you know are deeply crass / naff / otherwise appalling, but you secretly like them anyway.
Mine would be Fords. For starters I like the Escort RS1600i. OK, so it's a prototype XR3i. I sorta like those too. And the second shape RS Turbo. Not quite as twattish as the first RS Turbo, and available in black. And the first Orion 1.6i Ghia (my first car, and first company car too so I had it from new in Decemeber '85). Quick, comfortable, understated. OK, there were faster cars, but not in insurance group 5.
Capris. Capri 280s in Brooklands Green? Gimme. Love 'em. And the original XR4x4. The 2.8 with the shovel nose. In white ideally.
And the MG Maestro 2.0 EFi.
Any others?