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I'm sure you're having a laugh with this post but here goes.

This is how to live your life safely.

1. Don't go out.
2. Switch off everything in your house when you go to bed
3. Close the curtains from midday til 3pm, you don't want skin cancer.
4. Don't watch TV, it'll only scare you.
5. Take extra care getting out of bed in the morning, don't use the stairs unless fully awake and sober.
6. Don't drink alcohol.
7. Don't have kids.
8. Don't go on the internet, there's some freaks out there.
9. Don't expect *anything ever* to *guarantee* a life.