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Manufacturers Recall (affecting all of us)

*RECALL NOTICE:* The Maker of all human beings *(GOD)* is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed 'Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as S..I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:

  1. Loss of direction
  2. Foul vocal emissions
  3. Amnesia of origin
  4. Lack of peace and joy
  5. Selfish or violent behavior
  6. Confusion in the mental component
  7. Fearfulness
  8. Idolatry
  9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, *Jesus,* has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: *P-R-A-Y-E-R.* Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,

*Jesus,* into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, *Jesus* will replace it with:

*1. Love 2. Joy 3. Peace 4. Patience 5. Kindness 6. Goodness 7. Faithfulness 8. Gentleness 9. Self control*

*Please:*_ see the operating manual, the *B.I.B.L.E*. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

*GOD*

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by *'Knee- mail'.*

-- F.R.O.G. fully rely on GOD!

Reply to
IlBeBauck
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interestingly only a tiny fraction of human beings ever heard of Adam & Eve, let alone acknowledge their purported "sin" as their own.

maybe its the tiny fraction that has it's head up its ass.

Reply to
ACAR

Does the union know that this is being done?

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Reply to
Dad

TTBOMK, no. And neither does Plant Security, Quality Assurance, Engineering, the White House Chief of Staff or Rush Limbaugh.

-- pj

Reply to
pj

Every Human Being whos ever lived has been able to see the sin that lies within themselves...the utter self centeredness, greed, lying to cover ones tracks, engaging in sexual immorality, and the like. Its the willful 'Atheist' and other God rejectors who would do well to stop playing the personal charade game so they can live as they like thinking there is no ultimate accountability ; for, that is the essence of 'atheism' --- whatever benefits self temporarily. Fortunately, the loving Creator has made a way for all to be freely forgiven in Christ IF that person is willing to put their pride aside. All can, but few will.

Reply to
IlBeBauck

No Union is bigger than God ; not even the union of 'atheists' !

Reply to
IlBeBauck

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Doesnt matter what earthly Entity knows/doesnt know or approves of ; they wont be standing behind us when we meet the Creator of the Universe to give account of what we did with God while living on earth and driving our Corvettes. In fact, they wont even matter nor be remembered. ... and i doubt our Corvettes will either. That puts things in perspective doesnt it ?

Reply to
IlBeBauck
& a proselytizing asshole
Reply to
Ken

Nor is a sick mind that is so desperate to be noticed, please seek help.

Reply to
Dad

The C5 Is my Shepherd, I Shall Not Want. It maketh me burnout on black pavements, It leadeth me beside busy freeways. It restoreth my soul. It leads me in the path of quickness, For its names sake Yea, though I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo, for Torque art with me. Thy rod and Thy piston, they comfort me. Thou preparest a track before me. In the presence of mine enemies, Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil. My car overpowers. Surely traction and victory shall follow me all the days of my life. And I shall dwell in the house of the V8 forever. Amen."

Reply to
ZÿRiX

The C5 Is my Shepherd, I Shall Not Want. It maketh me burnout on black pavements, It leadeth me beside busy freeways. It restoreth my soul. It leads me in the path of quickness, For its names sake Yea, though I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo, for Torque art with me. Thy rod and Thy piston, they comfort me. Thou preparest a track before me. In the presence of mine enemies, Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil. My car overpowers. Surely traction and victory shall follow me all the days of my life. And I shall dwell in the house of the V8 forever. Amen."

Reply to
ZÿRiX

On Mon, 9 Mar 2009 06:17:38 -0500, ZØRiX puked:

LOL

-- lab~rat >:-) Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

Reply to
lab~rat >:-)

Maybe now it is, but, it too is fading away . Better to put your trust in God whos power to make a personal highly designed Cosmos which contained the fundamental raw materials and laws of physics FOR your C5 ! Worshipping created things for a short limited time isnt the way to go. Are you able to worship God ? Do you want to ?

Reply to
IlBeBauck

+Maybe now it is, but, it too is fading away . Better to put your +trust in God whos power to make a personal highly designed Cosmos +which contained the fundamental raw materials and laws of physics FOR +your C5 ! Worshipping created things for a short limited time isnt +the way to go. Are you able to worship God ? Do you want to ?

You really need to seek some help to cope with your dependency to be recognized as a knowledgeable religious adult. Your exaggerations, fabrications, misquotes, hallucinations, and narrow view of the religious myth is the hallmark of a child like mind. You seem to be very frustrated that people don't join in and accept that pathetic point of view. That type of fear can only be the fore warning of a possible complete mental melt down in a very tragic act to bring everyone into line with demented thinking. Please take the time to seek the help of a qualified psychiatrist.

I hear you were able to find an abortionist to correct your wrongful acts before, now try a legal path of psychiatric help to help all of us that endure your ramblings. What a blessing that life was ended before it could be infected in such a pathetic environment.

Reply to
Dad

Dave sure is one f**ked up individual, needs some kind of professional deprogramming but he's too far gone to even realize how sick he is

Reply to
Ken

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