d00d, I thot we determined that they were /Jewish/ elves.
Didn't we prove that about six months ago already?
Like, if the U.S. would just quit insisting that there was such a
thing as "the Holocaust," the Palestinians would /LUUuve/ the Jews
and stop blowing up their public markets, or schoolbuses, or
whatever, so these Jewish Elves made us an offer we couldn't refuse.
And didn't we determine that it was the Mossad who planted all
that phoney information about WMDs in /Iraq/, because they LUUuve the
Palestinians so much and want to protect them from our dire
retribution for their (Mossad elves') sneaky, underhanded destruction
of our World Phallic Symbols?
Because if it wasn't the Mossad (the probability is only 97.6 +/-
1.2%, you know), it was /definately/ an unfriendly spacecraft
masquerading as a UAL flight from Baahstin after forcing the /real/
flight down in the tobacco swamps of Rhode Island.
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