Dang Rabbits.

Distract him with bowling balls or da machine.

FMB (North Mexico)

miles wrote in news:adtQi.1360$ snipped-for-privacy@newsfe21.lga:

You need real wires, they won't bite. Stop using wires made of lettuce.

Send over a couple of crave cases of white castles and I'll let ya in on the secret.......

Denny

Secret, my skinny ass!!!

A month hooked up to "the machine" is no secret.

Roy

I'd be scared of the secret if i was you miles =)

Hey, at least we know that the wabbit is not in jail, like we thought he might have been

I tried White Castles ONCE...and that was a few times too many. Those things are disgusting! Are the patties really made by Purina?

Yep, I am. After what happened to me when I ate white castles. Does it involve a finger being pulled?

Jail..no Working my ass off....yup Tis that time of year when tractors and combines hit the road to piss off everybody. I'm starting to think I've lost my touch...I've only been flipped off twice so far.

You guys have fun

Bugs

I'll defer to Denny on this one...

mac

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High speed internet is probably part of the "rights" inmates have now..

mac

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your not staying on the highway long enough or at the right time of day. try using gear 6 instead of 8 and only half trottle...should get you the desired results, heck i get flipped off more than that on a 30hp compact. (Farm Trac 270DTC)

or maybe you need a bigger combine *grin*

Does he get conjugal visits with the machine when in the 'pokey'? Oh, never mind, plenty of real machines in the pokey...

FMB (North Mexico)

I wonder if there are any systems that let inmates have internet access? They don't have any internet access in Michigan, at least inside a secure facility.

Ken

That's what I'm doing wrong, I'm in 15th on the road.... I wonder what the flippers would think if they knew the person they were flipping off had an ar beside the seat... Never know when a rogue groundhog will show up...

JD 9600....... Even Roy's ass ain't that wide.....

Denny

umm.. maybe that's why they call it the pokey?

mac

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