Okay to keep peace in the flock and to appease some of the members who made valid points for a change. Mainly keeping my young ass out of trouble (real or imagined) I am converting from Pussy, to drum roll please... BUDDISM!!!!!
That's right Buddism.
It has it's perks that we can all use equally. If somebody disagrees with you, ya can call him a bigot or accuse him/her of bashing. You can accuse them of all sorts hate crimes, threaten them with all kinds of violations to the Bill of Rights, the Constitution, you name it's covered.
Most importantly you can live your life in a state of total denial. You automatically become correct in every thing you say, every hair brained idea or thought you have becomes gospel. You can say things to piss others off and it doesn't matter because you have embraced Buddism.
The one BIG difference of this sect of Buddism is, your friends are still your friends.
I'm sure others will start their own sect of Buddism, that's wonderful 'cause there is a bunch of people in this world that haven't been pissed off yet by Budddism.
Oh, one other thing. This sect of Buddism does not require you to become totally blind or give up your political beliefs or surrender your common sense. So I figure Miles and T-Bone can join with no problem at all.