It's happy! It's fun!
It's Happy Fun Car!!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged rides in Happy Fun Car.
Caution: Happy Fun Car may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Car's tank contains a liquid fuel, which, if exposed do to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled or quaffed.
Do not use (race) Happy Fun Car on (wet) concrete.
Pressing happy Fun Car's accelerator to the floor may cause any of the following:
*Itching *Vertigo *Dizziness *Tingling in the extremities *Arousal *Loss of balance or coordination *Slurred speech *Temporary Blindness *Profuse sweating or *Heart palpitationsIf Happy Fun Car begins to smoke, it's probably just been entered in a burnout contest. Purchase replacement tires as necessary.
Happy Fun Car's original vinyl seats may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Car should be washed, dried with a chamois, waxed and buffed, then returned to it's garage and kept under a fitted flannel cover.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Wax, Wacky Products Incorporated, or it's parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Car include an unknown glowing camshaft that fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Pictures of Happy Fun Car, with a naked model posing on it's hood, have been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and are also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Car.
Happy Fun Car comes with a lifetime title, signed in blood.
Happy Fun Car! There *are* no substitutes.