So I'm driving home from work in my now properly timed Monte, f****** air bag light comes on. Great. Then the f****** battery light comes on. Great. Then they go out. Nice. Then the f****** MIL comes on, even better. Get home, pull out the DVM, 12.2V not running, 12.2V running. MOTHERF******! Why in the f*** can't this f****** car have a f****** voltmeter instead of a f****** idiot light that doesn't f****** work anyways.
F***
Steve