almost stolen!

Captain Purple · 2003-12-23T08:04:34+00:00

The other night about 4AM I heard my Jeep alarm going off. I jumped out of bed,ranto the door, and saw some A*****E breaking into the front of the car... I ranout, sodid my wife, I yelled at him (he looked like a kinda punk kid) he startedrunning; Ididn't have any shoes on, so my wife starts chasing him, I ran back in the house(awhole 6 feet away) grabbed my shoes, grabbed the phone and called 911.By this time I knew where the guy was headed - to the gas station down the alley.Duh, it's fully lit: everything else is dark.I told you he didn't look too bright.I get there (it's only 250 feet away) and he's inside, but there's another jeepparked there with someone in it.Maybe a minute later, first one then another squad cars pull up, appraise thesituation, get the guy out of the jeep in front of the gas station, AND the guywho'sinside the gas station... only to find that that 2nd jeep is stolen, and there'snogas in it, and the tank is locked.So The police (eventually 5 squad cars, 10 officers) got the 3 guys, the otherladygot her jeep back (she may not even have known it was stolen) my jeep seems tobe ok,and all's well here in La La Land.Pretty cool!Capt. Purple

Dec 23, 2003 43 Replies

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Terry Jeffrey 22 years ago

Hey man, it was a joke...

Ever listen to Foxworthy?

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Joe 22 years ago

"Ever listen to Foxworthy?" Thankfully, NO :-)

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Terry Jeffrey 22 years ago

LOL. :)

I hear ya. You have to admit some of his stuff is funny, though. Those of us that have spent most our lives in the south can relate somewhat!!

Terry.

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Joe 22 years ago

I'm a yankee living in the south... it's not funny, it's REALITY :-)

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