Hey you diesel freaks!

Sep 15, 2005 30 Replies

start by kicking yourself in the ass for not being properly trained and equipped to protect your family and defend your household.

I was told by the vet that cats will act like this for a couple reasons. The most common is a dirty litter box like Doug said. Also the type of litter. The third is usually when they aren't feeling well. I have a cat, and she protests by digging the litter out of her box and on to the floor is I don't use "her" brand of cat litter. She has never done her duty on the floor, but she will empty the litter out of the box if it isn't the right brand.

Chris

What is a CAT? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a DOG? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. 9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats

I don't need a gun dood! I live in CANADA!

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And, it appears they have them!

Actually, Torono is in the heart of Coanuckistan.

No.

Mike

86/00 CJ7 Laredo, 33x9.5 BFG Muds, 'glass nose to tail in '00 88 Cherokee 235 BFG AT's

Billy Ray wrote:

Yeah right, not. It's merely the armpit of Ontario.

/Peter

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