RIP vanilla coke

Mar 11, 2006 9 Replies

Can everyone go to

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tell them we want our vanilla coke back? The new black cherry vanilla coketastes like s*it. Power in numbers... Thanks!


That's next on my list of things to accomplish in life; taste s*it; so I will know what to compare it to. :) And I imagine it all tastes like chicken, for I know what chicken tastes like.

I gave them my opinion too. Fred

85 GW

I especially like my Vanilla Coke mixed with a shot or two of Captain Morgan ...

Maybe it will be like the "New Coke" fiasco. They'll bring it back as "Vanilla Coke Classic".

Coke, brought to you by the Darrell Chemical Company, makers of 245 Trioxin and other wonderful flavor additives. :)

I can see it now: _Attack of the Zombie Soda Jerks VI_. Each drum of Trioxin will contain a real live dead zombie, soaking in Vanilla Coke Classic. Because of a product-placement deal, all the zombies will be driving Libertys on their way to a mega-big box store to attack the humans. Because of threats of lawsuits, the mega-store location for the movie will be called a "Vvall-Mart".

I'm doing a little study of the current wave of zombie movies (with an eye to /possibly/ writing something about it), so it amused me greatly to see your Trioxin reference.

Wow!... you are lucky! If this post would have been by someone new you would have seen "off topic" comments and references to the RAMJ+W Charter.

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