There was I this morning driving along the country road, dog in the back, when the radio suddenly started crackling violently. Then I heard what sounded like a siren or an alarm going off. Looked in the mirrors but no blue flashing lights. It was an alarm going off, but couldn't be mine cos it's linked in to the horn and all hell lets loose when mine goes off.
Could still hear it as I turned off in to the lane where I go to walk the dog - and the bloody alarm followed me - IT IS MINE!!!!
Parked up, lifted the bonnet and gave the whole engine bay a good looking at, as one does. Engine was still running, and alarm siren still going off. Key fob having no effect. (Battery changed about a month ago.)
Switched off engine - and then it wouldn't start again. Called AA man who arrived within half an hour. In the meantime looked up fuses and found 15 amp fuse No 8 Alarm had blown.
AA man also gave engine bay a good looking at. Checked ignition and no spark. Replaced fuse and engine started, alarm went off for a couple of minutes then cancelled.
Cracked it? Not likely.
Switched off engine, wouldn't restart. Fuse had blown again.
Noticed interior alights not working, but they are controlled by the immobilser/alarm system.
AA man went to look up details of alarm on his laptop - Defender 90 50th Anniversary V8 not listed!!!!
AA man may not know much about LR alarms but he had a good supply of fuses!!!
Replace fuse. Interior lights now work. ( Also work by direct switching.) Start engine. Power is supplied long enough through the fuse to release the immobiliser and let the engine start then fuse blows.
AA man phones his mate who knows about these things and suggests water ingress - allegedly a common problem on LRs - has had loads of them like that - what a cheek.
Put new fuse in started engine drove home, left LR all day in sunshine with hot V8 engine which should dry out any water - no joy. Still blows this fuse as engine is started. Also with fuse in alarm does not appear to work.
So I have now got a LR which costs me 50p a go to start it every time!!!
HELP!!!!