Conor Turton

Sep 28, 2006 32 Replies

Let's talk again about an all-too-familiar subject: Conor and his delirious nostrums. To start, if Conor is going to make an emotional appeal, then he should also include a rational argument.



He has commented that he is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as his comment is lacking in common sense.



Some of Conor's abreactions indicate that he and several groups of insensitive slackers are in cahoots to spam the Internet with grotesque junk e-mail. The same might be said of the worst kinds of illiterate ogres there are.



There is one final irony to my story. It is difficult, if not impossible, for people to come up with an accurate conclusion if the only information Conor has given them is false.



"AndrewP At Work" wrote

What story?

AndrewP At Work ( snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Had a look in uk.rec.cars.kit-car this week?

Look AndrewP, how much do you bench? If it's less than 100kg then f*ck off!

If they are sock puppet of a ken named muppet

Evenin' ken. Don't start again. You were just starting to give some almost sensible advice. Has the lithium worn off again?

-snip bulk of drivel-

It feels good to finally be strong enough that I meet this sort of minimum requirement.

Jason

..... then Bully has a place for you on his local town's rugby squad.

Bully ( snipped-for-privacy@proteinbars.co.ok) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Yeh, I'm about 100kg. What's "Bench"?

Some sort of "clothing" that the Chavs seem to like.

The message from Adrian contains these words:

It's like cottaging only with the judiciary.

A lorry driving version of Chris "Ken" Stevens :)

Conor might be outspoken, but for the most part he's right. He doesn't suffer fools galdly, which I can identify with.

OTOH, what have you contributed?

I know which I'd rather have a beer with.

Chris Bolus ( snipped-for-privacy@RILEYELFb0lus.com) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Agreed.

Thirded. I hate those galdly fools too.

Conor may be wrong a lot of the time (i.e. when he isn't agreeing with *me*) but at least he does it with style.

Not like these newbie kiddies.

Tony Brett ( snipped-for-privacy@tiscali.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Umm, not *exactly*...

I frequently (but no no means always) disagree with Conor, but at least his posts are worth reading, which is kind of nice compared to the OP.

"Bully" wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@individual.net:

Protein bars? LOL. WTF are they?

He is a little bit further north than that I think.

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